And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Couch. On fire.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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