i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he fucked my hip out of place.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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