have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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