coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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