walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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