Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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