I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
