Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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