wanna go halves on a baby?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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