singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
this hospital has no fireball
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