What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Michael Bay diarrhea
zippers are such a cool invention
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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