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I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

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(703): I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically http://tfl.nu/zfwj

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one

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(412): u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one http://tfl.nu/rgs7

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(660): View more from Missouri

Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart

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What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?

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Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni

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(660): Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart (281): What theme did he decide on for the bathroom? (660): Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni http://tfl.nu/hovp

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

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(248): I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half. http://tfl.nu/u2dc

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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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(217): 3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa. http://tfl.nu/7ujo

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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(801): I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER http://tfl.nu/tbl0

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(209): View more from California

I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

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(209): I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins. http://tfl.nu/devk

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do

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(703): I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do http://tfl.nu/cpj9

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober

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(606): Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober http://tfl.nu/4i83

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(585): View more from New York

I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.

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I regret none of it.

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(585): I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house. (1-585): I regret none of it. http://tfl.nu/t45o

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA

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(931): I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA http://tfl.nu/jla7

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(530): View more from California

How on earth did you break your wrist?

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I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing

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(530): How on earth did you break your wrist? (1-530): I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing http://tfl.nu/cks1

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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face

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(248): I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face http://tfl.nu/fni1

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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay

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(919): it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay http://tfl.nu/gpt5

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(801): View more from Utah

My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.

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(801): My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company. http://tfl.nu/z43d

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