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• (586): View more from Michigan

  a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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• (818): View more from California

  I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".

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• (845): View more from New York

  felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.

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  Strip Mario-Kart

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• (914): View more from New York

  Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.

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