R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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