I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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