Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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