I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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