you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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