shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Green mimosas i think yes
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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