Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
