who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
