sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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