Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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