He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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