There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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