belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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