we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do vagina's smell?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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