i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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