We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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