Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Is Oprah even human
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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