Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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