My nipple is on Facebook.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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