billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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