The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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