is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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