Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We have started to decorate penises.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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