alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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