So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Everyone says I win the strip club
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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