Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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