haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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