dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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