Dual....:-)
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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