Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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