its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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