you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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