i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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