I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize