butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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