Just cropdusted the office
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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