just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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