508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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