chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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