sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
barbara walters just said penis...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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