she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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