Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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