Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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