Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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